she wore a new dress

from the shop next door

finally ready to impress

the guy from 8, 2nd floor

the door shut behind her back

she waved her butt upstairs

but the heel got stuck and CRACK!

ankle snaps and she swears

“wtf is going on?”

shouts the guy from 8

he lets out a loud yawn

“don’t you know it’s late?”

the phone started to ring

1, 2, strike 3, he’s out

couldn’t hear a thing

behaving like a sprout

Michael Jackson was dead

thriller was on the radio

so chess was off and instead

they decided to do a music video

“let’s pay an homage to MJ

come on, do as I say!”

Darth Vader was leading the crowd

the music was very loud

they climbed to lock the door

and invaded the dance floor

time to do the zombie move

everybody into the groove

then the phone stopped ringing

the guy got out of the trance

weird looking and thinking

he just saw someone dance

she sat there alone

eating a chocolate ice-cream

when she suddenly heard a moan

that seemed to come from within

“get your butt outta here”

said one very squished squirrel

and he made it very clear

by giving her ice-cream a whirl

the stupid furry thing

got into big trouble

she caught his tail and swi-i-i-i-iiiing

he hit a tree BADA-BING!

and walked away seeing double

she was walking down the street

like any other android

thinking about what to eat

when she stepped into the void

“oh my god, what now

I should have payed attention

how did this happen, how?!”

but god was out of the question

couldn’t see past the black

neither hear a sound

only a breeze on her back

and below, the solid ground

“If I am still me

and this is not a black hole

then I can be free

and dig out like a mole”

and so she started to run

expecting to see the light

and onto the sidewalk she spun

but her hair was now black, not bright white.

they were staring at her coat

didn’t notice her new hairdo

so she got angry and spoke

“yes, I am talking to you.”

the owner came barging in

the window-shop where she stayed

and said “if you do that again

certainly you won’t get paid

do you want to go back to that old

dressing room full of mold?”

so she shut up once and for all

until she got to live in a mall

where the others giggled non-stop

and she started missing the shop

he lost his leg in the subway

in his office he didn’t know what to say

“i fell asleep and banged my head

passed out, they thought I was dead

when I woke up I started to scream

someone took my leg! this is not a dream”

he went home to his wife

trying to get on with his life

but she started to squeak

when she saw he was a one-legged freak.

i love you to pieces

he was just passing by

and this fat-ass dork

poked him in the eye

with a plastic fork